January 2008
56 posts
Ever wish you were autistic? Now you can be! →
What's the best way to remember the Holocaust? A... →
OppositeOfUpOuting (Update)
I am going to name my next photo album on facebook: “Go Ahead And Creepily Look Through This Album” I ate ostrich today. That is all.
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I am a Guitar Hero with an addiction.
Last night….. GUITAR HERO CAME IN THE MAIL. It has been a fun night-to-morning transition, mostly because I am completely addicted. So this is what it feels like to be a rockstar… hardcore addiction. They said this would happen, even though I have no idea who “they” pertains to. Whatever…. I’m done. PS- That is what the alphabet would look like without Q and R
“How would you like to go black and have to make a difficult decision regarding...”
– Cleveland of Family Guy
“My pants are a lot tighter, now that I have this book in my pants.”
– After sticking my composition notebook into the butt of my pants so I didn’t have to carry it… let’s just say that it seemed like a good idea.
Does SHE (whoever that is?) keep her closet on the...
As I get my freak on while watching my fellow freakers dance… I began to listen to the words to one of the most popular songs of the moment, “Low” by Flo Rida and T-Pain (Wow I’m white). It was at that moment that I came to the realization that the person in the song that was being lusted upon never changed. “She” was the same person throughout the song…...
Purple Lipstick... Jealous?
FOR BEST RESULTS: Say Rhythmically to a Hot Beat Red, Blue, Pink, Orange, and Red If I wore them colors, I would rather be dead! Everybody talkin bout the stunna I be puttin on my lips, And for all you poser bitches, I’ll give you a few tips. The only thing I shine on my face thats aloud to stick, Is my gorgeous ass tube of Purple Lipstick! When I was a lil girl, my Mama said...
Cause Your Filthy...and I'm Gorgeous
“Every day and every night the people, they say to me, Miss Ana thank you for the beautiful work that you be doing for our people, because everytime you get out of your Corvette Stingray in your white pumps and your pink acid wash jeans with the matching pink rabbit fur coat… we say Miss thang you got it going on, you is gorgeous. And I say, I am so proud to serve you people, because...
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The Digits of Pi...In SONG...Who does that? →
What's not to love?
Is it abnormal to finish a whole bottle of Italian dressing in three days? I just love that shit like it’s crack (even though crack isn’t made by wishbone (if it was i would totally be a crackhead)). It makes me love vegetables…even the green ones. I just thought it deserved a post. p.s. If you think I’m an italian dressing freak…look in the mirror…your the one...
“In your presence even a batallion of body builders could pass the New York State...”
– More surrealist compliments? http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG
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If you read my grocery list...
I am happy to tell you that I didn’t buy the salami.
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My Wannabe Healthy Lifestyle
Since my resolution is to be more healthy, I have officially begun to buy my own snacks/groceries (while still eating the basics my Mama buys). I feel more accomplished when I type things. Broccoli Carrots Italian Dressing (LOVE) Rice Cakes (Actually quite tasty!) Strawberries- Dried (AMAZING) Tuna Grapefruit Oatmeal- Maple Brown Sugar (Couldn’t Resist) Soup Ramen Noodles (Couldn’t...
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“Does this rag smell like Chloroform?”
– Creepy Rapist
“Take the vest off man, you look like Aladdin.”
– Superbad
SHWEET New SHWEATER
It’s Love. Plus…It isn’t even part of a superfly outfit in this pic!
“Wow! Dream big.”
– Juno Macgruff
Stella Tip of The Day.
Wanna sound cooler than you really are? Use acronyms. That’s why everyone thinks I’m so B.A.
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I'm Just Gonna Watch The Orange Bowl
^That One^
!Me Gusta Gasolina!
So earlier today I was pondering my love for Ethiopian Songstresses when I wrote of M.I.A…. Well…DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU! I was dillydallying around itunes when I came across Bonde Do Role. So far, ¡Adoro cada canción! Basically… It’s AMAZAZING! Don’t be discouraged by the majority of the lyrics being in spanish. So Quirky (love that word). Song=...
“He tested positive for doughnuts.”
– Announcer Guy for NFL commenting on a 6’8” lineman, totally RANDOM…I LOVE IT.
How can I say this nicely? If you don't know...
Title says it all. Beats, Amazing. Lyrics, Crazy Coo. Style, Nonconformist Shweet. Once again…. M.I.A. ….Get in the know! P.S. Song’s called ”Come Around”
Making Sense While Talking NonSense.
Here is a miniature list of oxymorons that you can interchange and put into your daily life. They make sense, but they don’t make sense…. THAZ CRAZAY! Pretty Ugly Deafening Silence Constant Change Exact Estimate Instant Classic Liquid Gas Advanced Beginner Alone TogetherYour Welcome.